Ahad, 6 Februari 2011

10 sebab cuci motor @SEPULUH SEBAB CUCI MOTOR LEBIH BAIK DARI BERKHALWAT @

1. Cuci motor boleh dilakukan depan kawan-kawan tanpa merasa malu dan bersalah.
2. Masa sedang asyik menggosok dada motor tak perlu tengok-tengok kiri kanan.
3. Motor tak merengek-rengek masa ia mula basah dan licin oleh sabun.
4. Boleh tangguh beberapa minit , pergi sambut telefon, makan nasi, pergi tandas, hisap rokok tanpa sesiapa yang tak puas hati.
5. Tak perlu pujuk-pujuk dan berjanji untuk bertanggung jawab sekiranya hendak mula mencuci motor.
6. Lepas cuci boleh naik dan henjut-henjut serta tunggang-tunggang dalam sebarang posisi tanpa emak atau JPJ tegur sekiranya belum dihidupkan enjin.
7. Tak perlu bersusah payah mencari tempat tersembunyi , depan rumah atau di stesyen minyak pun boleh.
8. Nak pancut air sepuas-puasnya dalam atau luar enjin tiada yang larang.
9. Nak buat setiap hari lagi digalakkan, malah dipuji oleh kawan-kawan. Majikan tidak akan memecat anda.
10. Jika kebetulan tok kadi dan ketua kampung melintas , anda boleh menegur dengan senang hati dan mempelawa mereka mencuci motor !!!


Sabtu, 5 Februari 2011

Cuti C.N.Y kat Kampung...


bismillahirahmanirahim....asalamualaikum..
-hari tu *rabu 2/2/2011*  aku balik kampung.. pukul 5 pagi..sampai dalam pukul 10 pagi naik                                   
  
*van cosmotots* 



Day 2
Pagi-pagi tu dah keluar.. before that break1st dulu.. keluar kiteorang gi taiping... pegi sana jalan-jalan, shopping kasut, *baju krs* dan lain2... tok tek tok tek, dah tengah hari..apa lagi, pergi lunch la... kiteorang makan abc yang x seberapa.. pastu balik... xd ape2 yg menarik pun.. kedai banyak tutup..

wah sedapnya..

peace!!!! 


Day 3
Pagi-pagi lepas solat subuh, aku n family terus keluar gi kubur...
Lepas tu balik batu kurau ziarah kubur tok.. td kat taman mewah ziarah kubur tok wan.. balik batu kurau singgah umah cik..pastu gi sembahyang jap....balik je dari sembahyang, pekena durian... perghhh *SEDAP GILER*.. lepas tu, baru la ada semangat nak kopek kelapa....ha ni gambar dia.. tu dia.
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NAHHH!!


 BERGAMBAR DI KAWASAN RUMAH TOK N TOK SINAH


 ceh...

tgk apa tu??

 pak nduk n the gang

kakunya la k.ekin..

help help!!




hehehehehe


 muslimah..


k.ekin- edited



Day 4
Hari ni aku gi umah opah taiping.. jumpalah pan ndak, pak njang, pak lang.... sume nye sihat2 belaka... sekian buat masa ni..







Rabu, 2 Februari 2011

teacher teacher..

Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.

"Johnny, what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in
third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's
office. The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if
he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first-grade and behave.

He started by asking Johhny some simple arithmetic. "What is three
times three?"

"Nine, Sir."

"How much is nine times six?"

"Fifty-four."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grade should know.

The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to
third grade! He seems smart enough."

Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?

Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"

"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

"Pockets!"

"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"

"Pants."

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?"

"Coconut."

"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Johnny was taking charge. "Bubblegum!"

"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?"

"Shake hands, Ma'am."

"Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one. You stick
your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet
before you do."
Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"

"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. But Johnny was on
the ball with "Wedding Ring!"

"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,
you feel good."

"Nose."

"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a
quiver."

"Arrow."

"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in
K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Firetruck, Ma'am!"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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